Because today is November 2nd and everyone is running to the polls, clinic I figured that I would give you a little treat: “Vote Quotes”! Some of these are funny, order some are sad but true, cialis sale and some are made by past tyrants. The quotes come from all sides of the voting spectrum; from those who do to those who won’t.

Aaron McDevitt wrote: My brother (Ben) voted. His experience?

“It’s kinda like deciding whether to be kicked between the legs, punched in the sternum, or have your head put in a cage with an angry rooster.”

?”if you don’t choose a slave-master, don’t bitch about being a slave!”

“Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner” ~James Bovard

“If there’s no one or thing worthy to vote for, who wouldn’t complain!!”

I suppose if you do vote, you can’t complain about what you get; you decided to participate in the game, now be a good sport.

“As people do better, they start voting like Republicans – unless they have too much education and vote Democratic, which proves there can be too much of a good thing” ~Karl Rove

“There’s really no point to voting. If it made any difference, it would probably be illegal.”~H.L. Mencken

“President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and that democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a strong economy, they can have a good health care plan, and they can have a free and fair voting. Iraq? We can’t even get this in Florida.” ~Jay Leno

My voter guide: Does this candidate believe it is OK to violently force his/her beliefs on you? (i think they all answered yes.)

“American youth attributes much more importance to arriving at driver’s license age than at voting age” ~Marshall McLuhan

“No really! This time it’ll be different!”

“Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don’t vote.” ~ William E. Simon

“Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.” ~Will Rogers

“Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost.” ~John Quincy Adams

“Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule – and both commonly succeed, and are right” ~Henry Louis Mencken

“The people who cast the votes don’t decide an election, the people who count the votes do.” ~Joseph Stalin

“It makes no difference who you vote for – the two parties are really one party representing four percent of the people” ~Gore Vidal

“Perhaps the fact that we have seen millions voting themselves into complete dependence on a tyrant has made our generation understand that to choose one’s government is not necessarily to secure freedom” ~Friedrich August Hayek

“Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.” ~Ambrose Bierce

“Voting is a civic sacrament.” ~Theodore Hesburgh

“Voters quickly forget what a man says.” ~Richard M. Nixon

“Oh no, the dead have risen and they’re voting Republican.” ~Yeardley Smith

Hope you voted your conscience,

Megan A.K.A. “Mom”